captain-fucking-levi:

averypottermormon:

captain-fucking-levi:

ya-boy-levi:

captain-fucking-levi:

why am i not the protagonist of an amazing story

you are though—its called your life

shut the fuck up i wanna struggle fighting demons not struggle with getting out of bed every day

but those are your demons

i am hereby naming you as the antagonist and now it is my sole job to find you and hit you in the face with a chair for that bitch ass comment you just made

(via angleofthelard)

naomi-notyoshit:

de-rock-goddess:

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

IVE NEVER DONE SO MUCH DAMAGE WITH ONE FINGER 

I just tried to scroll down on my computer screen after eleven times of doing this. i thought my computer screen was a damn iphone for a moment

(via behold-the-glow-stick-of-destiny)

theamazingindi:

diacrit:

"If you buy your girlfriend flowers, they will wilt. If you but your girlfriend a phone, it will break. Buy your girlfriend a wrench. Nothing will happen to a wrench."

this is painfully russian

theamazingindi:

diacrit:

"If you buy your girlfriend flowers, they will wilt. If you but your girlfriend a phone, it will break. Buy your girlfriend a wrench. Nothing will happen to a wrench."

this is painfully russian

(via mewttu)

our-forelsket:

msrmoony:

Harry Potter au where Harry didn’t lose being a parsletongue and Albus buys a snake as a pet one year because snakes are cool and one day just walks in on Harry and the snake having a deep conversation

Albus is 17 and loses his virginity in his room and forgets the snake talks to his dad and when Harry gets home the snake is all like OH MY GOSH YOU’D NEVER GUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WHAT HAPPENED

(via behold-the-glow-stick-of-destiny)

Reblog if you have read fan fiction better than some published books

shazrolane:

desert-neon:

bumblegabe:

Help me prove a point

I have never reblogged anything faster.

Unfortunate for the books, but speaks loads about the quality of some fan fics

(via starrkdani)

notchicken:

punning should be an olympic sport please hear me ancient greek gods and make it so

(Source: ryanhigainspired, via angleofthelard)

annies-booobs:

tits-mcgeek:

not-pizza:

My idol

This will never not be funny.

a hero for the ages

annies-booobs:

tits-mcgeek:

not-pizza:

My idol

This will never not be funny.

a hero for the ages

(Source: cassieisclose, via laughcentre)

mindlessly-creative:

laspider:

244 Pokedolls <333
Ah this took a long time to set up. I had to constantly rearrange them because I ran out of room on my bed to add around 30 more XD Otherwise enjoy this update!

This is exactly what heaven looks like I think

(via 62madams)

failed step 1

(Source: shinjiikari, via mewttu)

step 1: reblog a two part post in the right order

(Source: shinjiikari, via mewttu)

shslequius:

pandaneo:

themadkingrules:

betterbemeta:

slackeremeritus:

ghostalebrije:

theblondebitch:

London Comic Con October 2013 

Hot fucking DAMN Assassins from all over the world and a shitton of different time periods?!

Rifle Assassin in the third gif could get it so hard.

NOW I WANNA DO A MEXICAN REVOLUTION ASSASSIN OMFG

COWBOY ASSASSIN THO

SOLDIER ASSASSIN THO

OK, can I say I love this not just because of the variation of time periods and the awesome shooting but because all of the assassin cosplayers are visually different

not only is there a good amount of women in there, but also everybody has a lot of bodily variation and different silhouettes, they’re cosplayers, REAL PEOPLE dressing up rather than video game people or specifically-cast models or actors picked to look a certain way, so we get so much more of an organic variety. 

And it doesn’t matter if ANYONE thinks they don’t look ‘right’, when you’re shot this way, when you work it, when you’re confident, you can be of any body type and you will always look awesome.

THE VICTORIAN ASSASSIN THOUGH

Is it bad that I think its awesome that a good number of these assassins are female, like…DAMN!!!!

never ever ever will that be bad

the ladies are equally dangerous and should not be counted out nor excluded

assassins are not sexist yo

(Source: miyku, via angleofthelard)

biinarykid:

stunningpicture:

Milk in cookie cup.

I GET THE PHOTO NOW….

biinarykid:

stunningpicture:

Milk in cookie cup.

I GET THE PHOTO NOW….

(via 62madams)

biinarykid:

stunningpicture:

Cookie in a milk cup.

I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS PICTURE AT ALL

biinarykid:

stunningpicture:

Cookie in a milk cup.

I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS PICTURE AT ALL

(via 62madams)

yukipri:

….What the hell indeed…

(via foxy-chaaan)

Everything is temporary.

3 words that completely changed my life once I fully accepted them  (via pretendthatyourealone)

(Source: lunacrystals, via foxy-chaaan)